Another collection of people being kind.
TEARS I LOVE KIND PEOPLE
*makes a decision to try to be one of these*
unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
Trying to hold a conversation with your crush.
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
Shaving your legs? More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like